1 00:00:00,621 --> 00:00:03,982 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:04,768 --> 00:00:08,768 Through all history big brothers have been torturing their little brothers. 3 00:00:08,879 --> 00:00:11,494 But sometimes, little bothers get the upper hand. 4 00:00:11,611 --> 00:00:12,674 Give me back my guitar! 5 00:00:12,795 --> 00:00:15,739 No. I wont it playing air hockey fair and square. 6 00:00:15,877 --> 00:00:17,481 What? But you don't even use it! 7 00:00:17,603 --> 00:00:18,971 That's not true. 8 00:00:19,709 --> 00:00:21,321 I use it to store my post-its. 9 00:00:21,430 --> 00:00:22,467 Wow. You know? 10 00:00:22,587 --> 00:00:25,325 I'm bigger and stronger than you, so I could just take it back... 11 00:00:25,453 --> 00:00:29,762 You take it back and I'll tell all your friends that I beat you in air hockey. 12 00:00:35,167 --> 00:00:37,414 I like this wire the best. 13 00:00:38,948 --> 00:00:40,732 It's a string! 14 00:00:42,989 --> 00:00:43,922 T-minus one day 15 00:00:44,039 --> 00:00:45,910 until the "Planet Nowhere" book releases. 16 00:00:46,033 --> 00:00:47,097 Now that we're in the home stretch, 17 00:00:47,219 --> 00:00:49,105 I'll be switching to hourly updates. 18 00:00:49,222 --> 00:00:50,450 Brick, enough with the reminders. 19 00:00:50,581 --> 00:00:52,341 Your dad said he was gonna take you. 20 00:00:52,457 --> 00:00:53,947 You're not the most reliable people. 21 00:00:54,078 --> 00:00:55,474 Oh, and don't forget my costume. 22 00:00:55,598 --> 00:00:58,856 I just need a furry hat and gloves that look like rocks. 23 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:01,186 And obviously, of course, a pointy nose. 24 00:01:01,300 --> 00:01:02,916 Wouldn't want to look like an idiot. 25 00:01:03,303 --> 00:01:07,090 Brick, I need to see you in my room right away. 26 00:01:07,203 --> 00:01:09,854 It's muy importante. 27 00:01:12,642 --> 00:01:14,269 Okay, as I'm sure you know, 28 00:01:14,411 --> 00:01:16,382 it's mom and dad's anniversary coming up. 29 00:01:16,502 --> 00:01:17,872 It's their 20th! 30 00:01:17,985 --> 00:01:19,672 So what are we gonna do for them? 31 00:01:19,795 --> 00:01:21,260 We've lit up their lives every day. 32 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:22,359 What more do they want? 33 00:01:22,469 --> 00:01:23,860 I want to throw them a big surprise party, 34 00:01:23,991 --> 00:01:25,498 like you guys did for me. 35 00:01:25,622 --> 00:01:27,614 You guys got me so good. Remember? 36 00:01:27,708 --> 00:01:28,727 Hmm. 37 00:01:29,067 --> 00:01:30,654 Sue, I'm gonna be busy reading. 38 00:01:30,788 --> 00:01:32,370 The seventh and final "Planet Nowhere" book 39 00:01:32,504 --> 00:01:33,495 comes out tomorrow. 40 00:01:33,613 --> 00:01:35,168 I've been reading these books for over half my life-- 41 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:36,223 six years! 42 00:01:36,347 --> 00:01:38,437 It's all been building up to this final book. 43 00:01:38,579 --> 00:01:40,607 You guys, it's their 20th. 44 00:01:40,725 --> 00:01:43,109 Hey, I have an idea. How 'bout we blow this one off 45 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:44,921 and really hit it hard for their 40th? 46 00:01:45,042 --> 00:01:48,001 Axl, there might not be a 40th. They're getting older. 47 00:01:48,123 --> 00:01:49,588 They might be dead by then. 48 00:01:50,415 --> 00:01:51,839 - Oh, my God. - Sue, get a grip. 49 00:01:51,966 --> 00:01:52,710 Okay, look-- 50 00:01:52,819 --> 00:01:54,349 let's just figure out who's doing what. 51 00:01:54,490 --> 00:01:56,093 Invitations? 52 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:58,364 I'll do those. Food? 53 00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:01,152 I got it. How about finding a venue? 54 00:02:01,271 --> 00:02:04,007 That's more of a me job. Tell you what-- 55 00:02:04,126 --> 00:02:06,983 how 'bout you guys just work on the skit, okay? 56 00:02:07,138 --> 00:02:08,352 - Can we go? - Whatevs. 57 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:10,966 Okay. But let's all leave the room at different times. 58 00:02:11,098 --> 00:02:13,137 And everybody act normal. 59 00:02:14,170 --> 00:02:15,699 Raise no suspicion! 60 00:02:16,722 --> 00:02:18,036 So that's why I think he'll concentrate 61 00:02:18,166 --> 00:02:20,235 more on the Silligans, who live in the outer rings, 62 00:02:20,376 --> 00:02:22,344 but we haven't heard from them since book four, 63 00:02:22,453 --> 00:02:24,034 so who knows? 64 00:02:24,151 --> 00:02:25,411 Certainly not me. 65 00:02:25,534 --> 00:02:27,079 Okay, I'll start at the beginning. 66 00:02:27,235 --> 00:02:28,695 - Hmm. - So there's this planet 67 00:02:28,832 --> 00:02:30,839 that exists outside of time and space, 68 00:02:30,974 --> 00:02:32,890 its future rested solely on the whims 69 00:02:33,004 --> 00:02:35,107 of the mighty dwarf warrior Gallantra. 70 00:02:35,239 --> 00:02:37,824 Wow. Your 20th anniversary. 71 00:02:37,945 --> 00:02:39,415 That's a really big deal, Frankie. 72 00:02:39,536 --> 00:02:40,839 A really, really big deal. 73 00:02:40,945 --> 00:02:42,160 Oh, I don't know. People get so nuts. 74 00:02:42,284 --> 00:02:44,107 It's just one year later than the 19th. 75 00:02:44,233 --> 00:02:46,150 Still, glad you made me buy him a card. 76 00:02:47,361 --> 00:02:48,911 Ooh, what's going on here? 77 00:02:49,057 --> 00:02:50,316 I bet it's a book signing. 78 00:02:50,431 --> 00:02:52,563 This is where I got Joy Behar's autograph. 79 00:02:52,688 --> 00:02:55,443 Have you read "Joy Shtick"? I'll lend you my copy. 80 00:02:55,584 --> 00:02:57,931 No, they're releasing the last "Planet Nowhere" book today. 81 00:02:58,052 --> 00:03:00,061 Actually, Mike and Brick should be in line somewhere. 82 00:03:00,173 --> 00:03:01,863 Oh, I see 'em. There they are. 83 00:03:01,978 --> 00:03:05,444 Aw. Look how cute Mike is. 84 00:03:05,558 --> 00:03:07,032 He really is cute, isn't he? 85 00:03:07,144 --> 00:03:08,684 You know what? I'm gonna call him 86 00:03:08,778 --> 00:03:09,830 and tell him I see a cute guy 87 00:03:09,936 --> 00:03:11,609 standing in line at the bookstore. 88 00:03:11,710 --> 00:03:13,524 You two are adorable. 89 00:03:30,099 --> 00:03:32,626 They're taking Soran and Ramale to the Outer Rings! 90 00:03:32,748 --> 00:03:34,900 The Outer Rings! I knew it! 91 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:35,791 Hello. 92 00:03:35,902 --> 00:03:37,296 - Hey. - Hey. 93 00:03:37,406 --> 00:03:39,509 Did you happen to get a phone call from me today? 94 00:03:39,664 --> 00:03:41,269 Uh... 95 00:03:41,389 --> 00:03:43,010 Oh, yeah. I guess I did. 96 00:03:43,168 --> 00:03:44,780 Probably didn't hear it ring. 97 00:03:44,888 --> 00:03:46,339 Oh, really? 98 00:03:47,659 --> 00:03:49,438 Well, I happened to be walking by the bookstore, 99 00:03:49,547 --> 00:03:51,045 and I saw you look at your phone, 100 00:03:51,166 --> 00:03:52,270 see it was me, 101 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:54,032 and then shove me back into your pocket 102 00:03:54,101 --> 00:03:55,468 with your change and your lint. 103 00:03:55,578 --> 00:03:57,113 Nancy Donahue saw it, too. 104 00:03:57,241 --> 00:03:59,130 Yeah. It was kind of embarrassing. 105 00:03:59,253 --> 00:04:00,519 So you're mad 106 00:04:00,639 --> 00:04:03,372 because Nancy Donahue saw me not take your call? 107 00:04:03,475 --> 00:04:06,363 No. I'm mad because after 20 years, 108 00:04:06,482 --> 00:04:08,454 my husband no longer wants to speak to me. 109 00:04:08,587 --> 00:04:10,446 You know, it's our 20th anniversary, Mike. 110 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,789 That's a really big deal. A really big deal! 111 00:04:12,903 --> 00:04:14,048 Come on, Frankie. 112 00:04:14,156 --> 00:04:16,572 You-- you never get tired and don't feel like talking? 113 00:04:16,697 --> 00:04:19,668 No. My husband calls, I pick up the phone. 114 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:21,278 What if it had been an emergency? 115 00:04:21,403 --> 00:04:22,546 Was it an emergency? 116 00:04:22,658 --> 00:04:24,916 No. For your information, 117 00:04:25,046 --> 00:04:27,213 I was calling to tell you you were cute. 118 00:04:27,355 --> 00:04:29,421 See, that's the problem with cell phones. 119 00:04:29,525 --> 00:04:31,281 It's created a world where people call you 120 00:04:31,409 --> 00:04:35,211 just... with whatever thought pops into their head. 121 00:04:35,427 --> 00:04:38,160 What I do is, I actually remember the interesting things 122 00:04:38,281 --> 00:04:39,242 that happen during the day, 123 00:04:39,353 --> 00:04:41,664 and then I share them when I get home. 124 00:04:41,756 --> 00:04:44,534 If you think about it, that's... much more thoughtful. 125 00:04:44,651 --> 00:04:46,719 Oh, I see. So you ignoring my phone calls 126 00:04:46,853 --> 00:04:48,689 is actually you being thoughtful? 127 00:04:48,812 --> 00:04:50,209 I'm just saying there's two sides. 128 00:04:50,328 --> 00:04:52,780 No, there's not. There's one very mean side. 129 00:04:52,934 --> 00:04:54,669 And you know what? Now that I'm looking at you, 130 00:04:54,821 --> 00:04:56,579 I'm glad you didn't answer. 131 00:04:56,700 --> 00:04:58,554 'Cause you're not that cute... at all. 132 00:04:58,670 --> 00:05:00,630 You're actually kind of old. 133 00:05:04,676 --> 00:05:06,426 Has anyone seen my "Planet Nowhere" book? 134 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:08,522 I set it down on the air hockey table for a second 135 00:05:08,646 --> 00:05:09,939 because my eyes were starting to cramp, 136 00:05:10,058 --> 00:05:11,943 - and now it's gone. - Wow. 137 00:05:12,085 --> 00:05:14,102 - That is weird. - You. 138 00:05:14,243 --> 00:05:15,684 You stole my book! 139 00:05:15,879 --> 00:05:17,656 Brick, there's only one reason I'd steal your book, 140 00:05:17,779 --> 00:05:19,229 and that would be to draw boobs on it. 141 00:05:19,321 --> 00:05:20,096 And if I did that, 142 00:05:20,219 --> 00:05:21,648 I would obviously show it to you. 143 00:05:21,752 --> 00:05:23,290 This is all about the guitar, isn't it? 144 00:05:23,445 --> 00:05:25,708 You just couldn't stand the fact that I had your guitar, 145 00:05:25,798 --> 00:05:27,030 so now you took my book. 146 00:05:27,151 --> 00:05:29,003 Mom, tell Axl to give me back my book. 147 00:05:29,144 --> 00:05:31,053 You can find your book after dinner. 148 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:32,615 I was gonna read it at dinner. 149 00:05:32,721 --> 00:05:35,516 Well, I guess now you're just gonna have to interact. 150 00:05:35,678 --> 00:05:37,532 So, Mike, 151 00:05:37,678 --> 00:05:40,278 I can't wait to hear about all the interesting things 152 00:05:40,434 --> 00:05:43,549 that happened today that you've been saving up to share. 153 00:05:43,673 --> 00:05:45,431 Everybody be quiet. Shh. 154 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:47,123 Your dad's gonna talk. 155 00:05:47,329 --> 00:05:48,892 You have the floor. 156 00:05:50,721 --> 00:05:53,247 As a matter of fact, there was something interesting. 157 00:05:53,367 --> 00:05:54,625 Today was Dave's birthday, 158 00:05:54,739 --> 00:05:56,799 so a couple ladies in bookkeeping threw him a party. 159 00:05:56,914 --> 00:05:57,924 Eep! 160 00:05:58,166 --> 00:05:59,813 Yeah. He was pretty surprised. 161 00:06:08,986 --> 00:06:10,846 Oh, my God. That was so close. 162 00:06:10,967 --> 00:06:13,585 Oh, God. When dad said "surprised," 163 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:15,401 I totally thought they were onto us. 164 00:06:15,549 --> 00:06:17,698 You know, I don't know how you guys kept it together. 165 00:06:17,808 --> 00:06:19,813 Where's my book, Axl? I know you took it. 166 00:06:19,944 --> 00:06:21,347 Hey! Until I see some proof, 167 00:06:21,462 --> 00:06:23,339 I will not even address these malicious 168 00:06:23,454 --> 00:06:25,153 and spurious charges! 169 00:06:25,232 --> 00:06:26,359 "Law and Order." Watch it. 170 00:06:26,481 --> 00:06:28,645 - Axl! - Shh! 171 00:06:29,874 --> 00:06:30,880 Will you guys be quiet? 172 00:06:30,995 --> 00:06:33,004 They're almost onto us as it is! 173 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:35,832 Oh, my God! 174 00:06:35,954 --> 00:06:38,085 Oh! It's coming up! It's coming up! 175 00:06:38,204 --> 00:06:40,387 Stop! Where are you going? I need your help! 176 00:06:40,508 --> 00:06:42,701 While Sue plunged deeper into party planning, 177 00:06:42,813 --> 00:06:45,349 Brick continued his increasingly desperate search. 178 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:49,483 Looking for this? 179 00:06:49,601 --> 00:06:50,370 I knew it. 180 00:06:50,445 --> 00:06:52,375 I knew you took it. Give it back right now. 181 00:06:52,484 --> 00:06:53,866 Unh-unh-unh. Mm. 182 00:06:53,987 --> 00:06:55,750 Since you've been raving so much about this book, 183 00:06:55,865 --> 00:06:57,430 I decided to read it for myself. 184 00:06:57,529 --> 00:07:00,171 Not the whole thing, of course. Just the last chapter. 185 00:07:00,374 --> 00:07:03,115 Wanna know how it ends? 186 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:05,160 What? No. 187 00:07:05,328 --> 00:07:07,218 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 188 00:07:07,315 --> 00:07:08,476 Pretty juicy. 189 00:07:08,578 --> 00:07:10,344 Please, Axl, please don't tell me the ending. 190 00:07:10,462 --> 00:07:13,363 I've spent six years of my life waiting to see how it ends! 191 00:07:13,472 --> 00:07:14,837 I don't know. It's just so good. 192 00:07:14,942 --> 00:07:15,974 I gotta tell somebody. 193 00:07:16,063 --> 00:07:18,035 You can have the guitar back. It's all yours! 194 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:20,346 Eh, I don't want the guitar anymore. 195 00:07:20,455 --> 00:07:21,780 I'm kinda into reading now. 196 00:07:21,889 --> 00:07:24,229 Please, Axl. Come on. Just... 197 00:07:24,859 --> 00:07:26,669 Just give me the book back. 198 00:07:28,022 --> 00:07:29,692 Yeah, okay. 199 00:07:32,590 --> 00:07:33,597 Thank you. 200 00:07:33,752 --> 00:07:35,155 Professor Faxon has been dead the whole time. 201 00:07:35,271 --> 00:07:37,076 - No! - The Seventh Circle only exists 202 00:07:37,204 --> 00:07:38,464 in Professor Faxon's mind! 203 00:07:38,609 --> 00:07:39,529 No! 204 00:07:39,642 --> 00:07:41,701 Planet Nowhere is just Earth four million years ago! 205 00:07:41,825 --> 00:07:43,665 No! 206 00:07:45,896 --> 00:07:47,193 Oh! 207 00:07:51,018 --> 00:07:52,401 Brick? 208 00:07:55,362 --> 00:07:56,943 I think I killed Brick! 209 00:08:05,081 --> 00:08:06,571 Oh, my God. Still? 210 00:08:06,688 --> 00:08:08,507 It's been two days. Now you're just milking it. 211 00:08:08,614 --> 00:08:10,583 You're making me feel like this is somehow my fault. 212 00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:12,448 Fine. Be a baby. 213 00:08:12,573 --> 00:08:13,846 I'm just saying, you should eat something, 214 00:08:13,964 --> 00:08:15,619 'cause it's not healthy. 215 00:08:18,490 --> 00:08:20,974 Our 20th anniversary was just 2 days away. 216 00:08:21,077 --> 00:08:22,641 Did I really want to be fighting? 217 00:08:22,764 --> 00:08:24,887 I figured Mike had suffered enough. 218 00:08:24,982 --> 00:08:27,803 Mike, I'm sorry I-- 219 00:08:29,022 --> 00:08:30,479 Mike? 220 00:08:33,237 --> 00:08:36,137 Hey. What is this? What are you doing? 221 00:08:36,292 --> 00:08:37,974 Nothing. Just having a steak. 222 00:08:38,096 --> 00:08:40,099 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 223 00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:41,893 Frankie, don't get all worked up. 224 00:08:41,994 --> 00:08:43,825 I just-- I mean, first the phone call, 225 00:08:43,937 --> 00:08:45,247 and now this-- I don't believe this. 226 00:08:45,349 --> 00:08:46,307 It's no big deal. 227 00:08:46,418 --> 00:08:48,074 Oh, it is so a big deal. 228 00:08:48,204 --> 00:08:51,254 So what? You just come here and eat steak? 229 00:08:51,376 --> 00:08:53,818 You just sit here and eat without me? 230 00:08:53,974 --> 00:08:55,204 Yeah, sometimes. 231 00:08:55,886 --> 00:08:57,134 Sometimes? 232 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:59,040 You've done this before? 233 00:08:59,132 --> 00:09:00,537 It's quiet. I like it. 234 00:09:00,812 --> 00:09:03,732 So you're saying you can't enjoy yourself during the day? 235 00:09:03,851 --> 00:09:05,186 No. Can you? 236 00:09:05,319 --> 00:09:07,867 Well... I just think it's rude. 237 00:09:07,996 --> 00:09:10,505 You're having fun in the middle of the night without me. 238 00:09:10,638 --> 00:09:12,417 You're cheating on me with fun. 239 00:09:12,539 --> 00:09:14,514 Frankie, come on. 240 00:09:14,614 --> 00:09:16,456 You make a big deal of the smallest things. 241 00:09:16,580 --> 00:09:18,946 It's a freezer-burned steak. Here, you want a bite? 242 00:09:19,050 --> 00:09:20,513 No, I don't want a bite. 243 00:09:20,618 --> 00:09:22,467 I want to be invited by my husband 244 00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:24,020 to have dinner with him. 245 00:09:24,121 --> 00:09:26,029 You know, this is worse than an affair. 246 00:09:26,188 --> 00:09:28,603 - What? - Yeah. I could understand 247 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:30,717 if there were someone prettier or younger than me. 248 00:09:30,835 --> 00:09:33,522 But you're more interested in nobody. 249 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:35,746 That hurts. 250 00:09:35,953 --> 00:09:37,059 It's a steak. 251 00:09:37,171 --> 00:09:38,799 I was hungry. I made a steak. 252 00:09:38,968 --> 00:09:42,155 You know, I was rolling over to say "I'm sorry." 253 00:09:42,273 --> 00:09:44,225 I was about to apologize. 254 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:46,296 You know, I think it's really convenient 255 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:49,253 that you're always "about to" do something really nice 256 00:09:49,399 --> 00:09:52,423 just before I do something you blame me for. 257 00:09:52,532 --> 00:09:54,155 Well, by the way, 258 00:09:54,297 --> 00:09:56,431 I wasn't rolling over to apologize. 259 00:09:56,535 --> 00:10:00,433 I was rolling over to apologize. 260 00:10:03,304 --> 00:10:05,394 Should have picked up that phone. 261 00:10:06,558 --> 00:10:08,983 - Hey, Grandpa Big Mike. - What are you doing here? 262 00:10:09,123 --> 00:10:11,713 Did you get my message about my parents' anniversary party? 263 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:13,350 Oh, I doubt it. 264 00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:15,953 None of my answering machines are working. 265 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:18,793 Oh, well, it's next Tuesday, and there's gonna be 266 00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:21,217 tons of speeches and toasts and stuff, 267 00:10:21,343 --> 00:10:23,797 and I was wondering if you might have some stories about them 268 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:25,626 that you'd like to share? 269 00:10:25,780 --> 00:10:27,419 No, thanks. 270 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:28,831 Really? 271 00:10:29,112 --> 00:10:31,565 What about the first time you met my mom? 272 00:10:31,684 --> 00:10:33,105 Well... 273 00:10:33,192 --> 00:10:34,675 She seemed nice enough, 274 00:10:34,789 --> 00:10:37,240 and I said, "are you really going to marry this guy?" 275 00:10:37,361 --> 00:10:38,652 And she said, "yeah." 276 00:10:38,774 --> 00:10:41,303 And I said, "all right." 277 00:10:44,980 --> 00:10:46,847 You looking for more? 278 00:10:47,461 --> 00:10:51,180 She was, but she wasn't getting it from Big Mike. 279 00:10:51,793 --> 00:10:53,357 Why are we meeting in mom and dad's room? 280 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:54,423 Because this is the last place 281 00:10:54,545 --> 00:10:56,496 mom and dad would ever expect us to be. Oh! 282 00:10:56,615 --> 00:10:58,729 And by the way, we got nothin'. 283 00:10:58,883 --> 00:11:00,308 Our party is a disaster. 284 00:11:00,469 --> 00:11:02,067 The church is no longer available. 285 00:11:02,187 --> 00:11:04,339 Turns out they do Zumba Jesus on Tuesday nights. 286 00:11:04,468 --> 00:11:06,390 Grandma and grandpa are on vacation. 287 00:11:06,521 --> 00:11:08,468 Grandpa Big Mike was a big "no." 288 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,052 I told all of their friends to save the date, 289 00:11:10,181 --> 00:11:11,802 and none of them did! 290 00:11:11,942 --> 00:11:13,512 And have you and Brick written the skit yet? 291 00:11:13,660 --> 00:11:14,714 No. Of course not. 292 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:15,963 So basically... 293 00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:20,008 we don't have anything! 294 00:11:20,115 --> 00:11:22,525 You know what? A lot of this is your fault. 295 00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:24,049 I really could have used Brick's help, 296 00:11:24,175 --> 00:11:25,704 but you broke him! 297 00:11:25,825 --> 00:11:28,398 Well... he took my guitar. He brought this on himself. 298 00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:30,482 - He had to feel my wrath. - Well, you know what? 299 00:11:30,641 --> 00:11:32,267 None of this is gonna stop me. 300 00:11:32,393 --> 00:11:34,837 Because Sue Heck does not give up. 301 00:11:34,963 --> 00:11:37,078 Why not? If anyone should give up, it's you. 302 00:11:37,202 --> 00:11:39,141 We are just gonna have to scale it down! 303 00:11:39,257 --> 00:11:41,587 Simplify. Work within our means. 304 00:11:41,672 --> 00:11:43,208 But it is still gonna be spectacular, 305 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,290 and it is still gonna be super secret! 306 00:11:45,410 --> 00:11:47,703 So... lock it up! 307 00:11:47,814 --> 00:11:49,423 No mistakes! 308 00:12:00,959 --> 00:12:02,536 Hey, I was thinking maybe we could go out to dinner 309 00:12:02,651 --> 00:12:04,014 tomorrow night for our anniversary. 310 00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:06,415 I hear they re-did the fountain at Fountains. 311 00:12:06,523 --> 00:12:08,497 - New bubbler. - Okay, but we should eat light, 312 00:12:08,622 --> 00:12:10,357 'cause I know you have a reservation for one 313 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,987 at 1:00 in the living room. 314 00:12:12,129 --> 00:12:13,831 Look, I'm just trying to get through this. 315 00:12:13,943 --> 00:12:16,258 Aw. After 20 years of marriage, 316 00:12:16,379 --> 00:12:18,670 "look, I'm just trying to get through this." 317 00:12:18,779 --> 00:12:20,584 Thanks so much. That's beautiful. 318 00:12:20,697 --> 00:12:21,765 It's like a fairy tale. 319 00:12:21,885 --> 00:12:23,818 You are putting way too much pressure 320 00:12:23,932 --> 00:12:25,543 on the 20-year thing, Frankie. 321 00:12:25,644 --> 00:12:27,246 Remember, we both said it's just a number-- 322 00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:29,824 one year after the 19th. It's not that big a deal. 323 00:12:29,947 --> 00:12:31,492 Clearly. 324 00:12:32,038 --> 00:12:36,171 Ugh. Why do the kids always leave their crap in here? 325 00:12:36,949 --> 00:12:38,332 Mike, look at this. 326 00:12:38,442 --> 00:12:41,050 They're throwing a surprise party for us. 327 00:12:43,239 --> 00:12:46,257 It's all our friends and family together at our church. 328 00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:48,038 I can't believe they're doing this. 329 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:51,897 Music and speeches and a skit. 330 00:12:51,981 --> 00:12:54,863 And it's all happening. Everything's crossed off. 331 00:12:54,976 --> 00:12:58,060 We have the best kids. Don't we have the best kids? 332 00:12:58,185 --> 00:12:59,763 Yeah. Almost makes you want to forgive 333 00:12:59,885 --> 00:13:01,629 the husband that gave 'em to ya. 334 00:13:02,244 --> 00:13:04,079 Here, put this back in Sue's room. 335 00:13:04,221 --> 00:13:05,377 Okay. 336 00:13:16,551 --> 00:13:17,997 The next day was our anniversary, 337 00:13:18,132 --> 00:13:19,564 and I was flying high. 338 00:13:19,676 --> 00:13:22,879 - Our kids weren't quite that excited. - You guys! 339 00:13:22,992 --> 00:13:24,955 You're supposed to be helping me with the party! 340 00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:27,319 You know what your jobs are, so do them! 341 00:13:29,455 --> 00:13:31,628 Sisters, huh? She's crazy. 342 00:13:31,745 --> 00:13:33,628 Good thing we got each other. Right, bro? 343 00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:35,163 Come on, Brick. 344 00:13:35,271 --> 00:13:36,812 What do you want me to say? 345 00:13:36,921 --> 00:13:39,502 I can't rewind time. I can't undo what I did. 346 00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:40,641 I messed up. I'm sorry. 347 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:42,063 Just be my brother again, all right? 348 00:13:42,159 --> 00:13:44,176 I can't be alone with these people. 349 00:13:51,071 --> 00:13:52,606 I don't play sports. 350 00:13:52,725 --> 00:13:55,100 I don't exactly have a ton of friends. 351 00:13:55,776 --> 00:13:57,733 I have books. 352 00:13:58,265 --> 00:14:00,745 You don't read. You don't understand. 353 00:14:00,854 --> 00:14:04,718 You don't know what it's like to live in different worlds, 354 00:14:04,846 --> 00:14:07,702 to travel on great adventures through the galaxy 355 00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:10,654 with people you know better than you know your own family, 356 00:14:10,744 --> 00:14:13,629 to live and die with them. 357 00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:15,733 Have you ever loved anything? 358 00:14:15,854 --> 00:14:17,476 Do you have any idea? 359 00:14:23,213 --> 00:14:26,305 These are my friends, Axl-- 360 00:14:26,447 --> 00:14:28,569 my best friends in the world. 361 00:14:28,809 --> 00:14:30,952 You took away something from me 362 00:14:31,124 --> 00:14:33,084 that I can never get back. 363 00:14:33,197 --> 00:14:34,674 You took it, 364 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,881 and you wrecked it. 365 00:14:47,506 --> 00:14:48,878 So the night of the party had arrived, 366 00:14:48,995 --> 00:14:51,523 and Mike and I were fully prepared to be surprised. 367 00:14:51,627 --> 00:14:52,573 Now what? 368 00:14:52,673 --> 00:14:54,684 I don't know. I guess we wait. 369 00:14:54,796 --> 00:14:55,429 Hmm. 370 00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:57,800 Do you think they got a party bus? 371 00:14:57,914 --> 00:14:58,822 Huh. 372 00:14:59,113 --> 00:15:00,798 You know, even though I know we're being surprised, 373 00:15:00,913 --> 00:15:02,585 I'm kind of excited for everyone to jump out 374 00:15:02,707 --> 00:15:04,684 - and yell "surprise." - Yeah. 375 00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:10,550 Hey. 376 00:15:10,654 --> 00:15:12,362 What are you guys doing tonight? 377 00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:15,009 - Um, nothing. Just hangin'. - Hangin'. 378 00:15:15,194 --> 00:15:16,703 Oh, really? 379 00:15:16,965 --> 00:15:19,711 'Cause I think you are having 380 00:15:19,862 --> 00:15:22,614 a 20th anniversary party! 381 00:15:22,733 --> 00:15:24,748 What?! No way! 382 00:15:24,864 --> 00:15:26,374 - Are you serious? - Yeah! 383 00:15:26,498 --> 00:15:28,397 - Did you hear that, Mike? - Wow. 384 00:15:28,515 --> 00:15:29,849 I'm really surprised. 385 00:15:29,978 --> 00:15:31,921 Follow me. 386 00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:39,433 No. This way. 387 00:15:47,904 --> 00:15:49,582 Welcome. We have a lovely evening 388 00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:52,766 of skits, songs, and celebration of your marriage, 389 00:15:52,882 --> 00:15:54,874 followed by a delicious spaghetti dinner. 390 00:15:54,984 --> 00:15:58,556 Now sit down and enjoy some nice appetizers. 391 00:15:58,672 --> 00:16:01,064 Are you sure we have enough chairs? 392 00:16:05,285 --> 00:16:06,513 Okay, Brick, 393 00:16:06,638 --> 00:16:08,747 present the appetizers. 394 00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:11,700 You didn't say I was doing appetizers. 395 00:16:11,958 --> 00:16:14,648 Would you excuse me for just one moment? 396 00:16:17,619 --> 00:16:20,165 Yes, I did! I said it five times! 397 00:16:20,304 --> 00:16:22,038 Have you been listening to anything I've said? 398 00:16:22,177 --> 00:16:25,061 Just put together something quick! I'll stall! 399 00:16:28,193 --> 00:16:31,565 There seems to be a slight delay with the appetizers. 400 00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,007 So while you're waiting, 401 00:16:33,162 --> 00:16:35,473 we're gonna do the photo montage. 402 00:16:36,116 --> 00:16:39,573 Axl! The party is happening! 403 00:16:39,682 --> 00:16:42,024 I'm working on something! 404 00:16:42,647 --> 00:16:45,710 And now some photo memories. 405 00:16:53,444 --> 00:16:55,193 Oh. Oh, yeah. 406 00:16:55,833 --> 00:16:57,158 zoom zoom zoom 407 00:16:57,260 --> 00:16:59,231 going down the motorway Mm-hmm. 408 00:16:59,332 --> 00:17:00,686 With you by my side 409 00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:03,028 I can feel my troubles float away 410 00:17:03,145 --> 00:17:05,037 We got miles to go ah 411 00:17:05,146 --> 00:17:06,575 Who's the kid in the coffin? 412 00:17:06,686 --> 00:17:08,103 Here. 413 00:17:08,824 --> 00:17:11,446 You're my favorite girl in the world 414 00:17:11,551 --> 00:17:14,866 If you'd like to know how the dinner ends, ask Axl. 415 00:17:15,226 --> 00:17:16,576 But I don't need to have all that 416 00:17:17,546 --> 00:17:18,553 30 minutes later 417 00:17:18,677 --> 00:17:20,942 and still no food, friends, or family... 418 00:17:21,103 --> 00:17:23,163 just Sue and a pot of boiling water. 419 00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:26,181 I was beginning to wonder about that notebook. 420 00:17:30,063 --> 00:17:31,290 Sorry for the delay. 421 00:17:31,393 --> 00:17:32,827 It shouldn't be long now. 422 00:17:32,956 --> 00:17:35,254 Oh, and I've just been informed we're out of pop, 423 00:17:35,334 --> 00:17:39,043 so how about a couple of nice glasses of refreshing tap water? 424 00:17:39,341 --> 00:17:43,647 This is either the best mislead ever, 425 00:17:43,764 --> 00:17:44,894 or this is it. 426 00:17:45,002 --> 00:17:46,283 I think this is it. 427 00:17:46,391 --> 00:17:47,922 - Really? - Would you come to this 428 00:17:48,059 --> 00:17:49,658 - if you didn't have to be here? - Mm. 429 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,978 Another 30 minutes, and we still hadn't eaten, 430 00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:55,301 and it was clear now that nobody else was coming. 431 00:17:55,416 --> 00:17:57,189 Which is crazy, 'cause I saw the notebook, 432 00:17:57,312 --> 00:17:58,591 and everything was crossed off. 433 00:17:58,755 --> 00:18:01,162 Ohh. 434 00:18:01,275 --> 00:18:02,340 A-and he said, 435 00:18:02,464 --> 00:18:04,571 "so you're really gonna marry this guy?" 436 00:18:04,681 --> 00:18:06,096 And mom said, "yes." 437 00:18:06,222 --> 00:18:08,774 And he said, "well, all right." 438 00:18:10,582 --> 00:18:12,670 You should really hear grandpa Big Mike tell it. 439 00:18:12,778 --> 00:18:14,314 It's so romantic. 440 00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:16,969 What happened here? 441 00:18:17,086 --> 00:18:19,320 What happened was I had to do everything myself 442 00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:22,204 because you wouldn't lift a finger to help me! 443 00:18:22,326 --> 00:18:24,257 I told you I was working on something. 444 00:18:25,790 --> 00:18:27,138 Whoa! 445 00:18:27,598 --> 00:18:28,765 Ugh. 446 00:18:29,330 --> 00:18:31,181 This is way burnt. 447 00:18:31,282 --> 00:18:33,583 All right. Who wants dark? Who wants light? 448 00:18:33,858 --> 00:18:35,796 Axl, it is not funny! 449 00:18:35,918 --> 00:18:37,090 It's totally ruined, 450 00:18:37,218 --> 00:18:39,621 and that was my whole spaghetti budget! 451 00:18:39,734 --> 00:18:42,158 This whole party is a disaster! 452 00:18:42,281 --> 00:18:44,067 Oh, no, Sue. That's not true. 453 00:18:44,187 --> 00:18:46,583 This is really... very nice. 454 00:18:46,707 --> 00:18:48,827 It is not! I know it's not! 455 00:18:48,948 --> 00:18:50,852 And it's because of you! 456 00:18:50,971 --> 00:18:52,195 We had a plan! 457 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,782 Whoa! It was never our plan. It was your plan. 458 00:18:54,907 --> 00:18:57,785 It's 20 years. I wanted to make it special! 459 00:18:57,899 --> 00:18:58,729 You always gotta do this! 460 00:18:58,843 --> 00:19:00,754 You always gotta make a big deal out of everything! 461 00:19:00,869 --> 00:19:02,165 You do for family! 462 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:03,532 You know what you can do for family? 463 00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:04,840 Is give us all a break. 464 00:19:04,968 --> 00:19:06,902 God forbid I try to do one fun thing! 465 00:19:07,014 --> 00:19:09,016 You always try to do one fun thing, but it's never fun. 466 00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:11,308 Fine. Let's just get through it. 467 00:19:11,421 --> 00:19:12,823 - I don't want to get through it! - Is this the skit? 468 00:19:12,939 --> 00:19:13,981 She's got you down. 469 00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:16,277 - He's doing you to a "T." - Your spaghetti bowl is nothing 470 00:19:16,399 --> 00:19:19,726 - but a big pile of nothing! Ow! - I don't want it to be nothing! 471 00:19:25,144 --> 00:19:27,189 We apologize for the inconvenience, 472 00:19:27,306 --> 00:19:29,860 but it appears there's going to be an additional delay. 473 00:19:30,091 --> 00:19:33,563 Perhaps some cold cereal while you wait? 474 00:19:33,677 --> 00:19:36,835 Aw, Sue, stop. It's okay. Stop. 475 00:19:36,954 --> 00:19:40,491 It's your 20th anniversary. I just wanted to make it great. 476 00:19:40,612 --> 00:19:42,424 Oh, it's just a number. 477 00:19:42,536 --> 00:19:44,353 And you already made it so much better 478 00:19:44,464 --> 00:19:45,628 than we were going to. 479 00:19:45,742 --> 00:19:47,428 I mean, we didn't even get each other anything. 480 00:19:47,528 --> 00:19:49,020 Speak for yourself. 481 00:19:50,092 --> 00:19:51,411 What's this? 482 00:19:51,532 --> 00:19:52,817 Open it. 483 00:19:56,874 --> 00:20:00,161 Oh, Mike! Oh, my God. 484 00:20:00,271 --> 00:20:01,793 Oh, dad. 485 00:20:01,908 --> 00:20:03,688 Smooth. 486 00:20:03,862 --> 00:20:07,244 It's so beautiful! 487 00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:09,578 Wait. I got you a card. 488 00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:11,852 Damn it. It's here somewhere. 489 00:20:11,959 --> 00:20:14,374 - A-and I still might have to sign it, but... - Frankie. 490 00:20:17,006 --> 00:20:20,420 Oh. I really love it. 491 00:20:21,509 --> 00:20:23,924 So it turns out the guy who didn't take my calls 492 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,675 and eats steak in the middle of the night 493 00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:28,948 saved up all year to buy me a ring. 494 00:20:29,058 --> 00:20:31,844 Yep. Even the people you know best in the world 495 00:20:31,953 --> 00:20:33,915 can still surprise you. 496 00:20:35,179 --> 00:20:38,891 Yep. Sometimes they surprise you a lot. 497 00:20:39,214 --> 00:20:40,350 Here. 498 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:41,394 What's this? 499 00:20:41,514 --> 00:20:42,672 It's a, uh... 500 00:20:42,786 --> 00:20:44,213 it's a new ending to "Planet Nowhere" 501 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,351 that I came up with myself. 502 00:20:46,558 --> 00:20:49,296 So, you know, you can have, like, 503 00:20:49,441 --> 00:20:53,096 the experience you missed out on, or... something. 504 00:20:53,498 --> 00:20:56,078 Really? You did this for me? 505 00:20:56,189 --> 00:20:57,309 Mm. 506 00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,008 Wow. 507 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:00,602 This sucks. 508 00:21:00,712 --> 00:21:01,909 Ha. 509 00:21:02,029 --> 00:21:03,204 Are you sure? 510 00:21:03,307 --> 00:21:04,518 Maybe you just didn't get it. 511 00:21:04,624 --> 00:21:06,299 You see, the entire planet 512 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,957 lives inside the stomach of this ginormous dragon, 513 00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:09,329 and then when the dragon barfs it all up, 514 00:21:09,439 --> 00:21:11,592 - it's just, like-- - I-I get it. 515 00:21:11,715 --> 00:21:14,945 Oh. All right. 516 00:21:15,218 --> 00:21:16,772 You know, actually... 517 00:21:17,393 --> 00:21:20,029 there is a better way you can make it up to me. 518 00:21:21,028 --> 00:21:24,624 The problem is you've never learned to appreciate books. 519 00:21:24,734 --> 00:21:26,872 "Book one. Chapter one. 520 00:21:26,989 --> 00:21:29,468 Gallantra, The Mighty Dwarf. 521 00:21:29,660 --> 00:21:32,814 Beyond our galaxy, beyond our time, 522 00:21:32,981 --> 00:21:35,046 beyond our collective memory, 523 00:21:35,223 --> 00:21:38,836 there exists a planet of curious origin..." 524 00:21:40,053 --> 00:21:45,647 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 525 00:21:45,697 --> 00:21:50,247 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0